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Here
is another thing about me....... If someone ask me about my interests I would like to say, many people have different
kind of hobby or interests like reading, watching movies, writing, listening songs, collecting stemps, coins, caps and the
list goes on........ I have most of these and I also have another interesting hobby which is collecting mobile messages.
I got these form my friendes. Now I am sharing all these with you........
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U
& ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the
Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision !
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jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo
ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS
|
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For
me, you've always been
..........a headache!
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I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before
you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
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,-'''-.-'''-.
(you&me)
'-. .-'
'v'
have unique & strange Friendship
/)/)
( ';'
)
(,) (,)
ME unique
<) ''.'.'' (>
( (oo) )
(,,,) - (,,,)
You so strange
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() """ ()
( 'o' ) hey..
( ,>o<, )
Dost...
() _"""_ ()
( o )
( ,("") )
Naaraj
ho...
Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..
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Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
m
s art!
m
s art!
ms art!
m
s art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...
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j
c
i
o
ju
ch
if
ok
just
che
if my
oka
just
chec
if my
s
okay
just
check
if my sw
okay!
just
checki
if my sweet
okay!
just
checking
if
my sweet
FRIEND is okay!
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ôôôôô
ôôôô
ô
ôôô
ô
ô
ôô
ô
ô
ô
ô
ô
ô
ôô
ô
ô
G ôô
ô
GOOôô
GOODôô
GOOD MOô
GOOD MORNING |
My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if
you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes
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I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a
monkey and i found you.
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Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
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Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep
away 4m SWEETS
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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS
karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
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$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H -
aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree? Do you?
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH
WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
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Kal
.
.
.
kal
kal
kal
kal
kal
kal
kal
Monday
hai...
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With
Idiot
for
Ever
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You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You
= Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :) |
Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation,
Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility
all over the World!!
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine
Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
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Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS
kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...
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00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
( ( ( ( ( ( BOOM ) ) ) ) ) )
=* = * = * = * =
* = * = *
GooD MoRnInG *
HaVe a NiCe Day!
|
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E
- Everywhere
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Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko
SMS karke pap karta hoon
|
Questions R many,
but answers R few,
So I ask U only a question,
How r U?
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.;';';.
_Y__o__ 6am
.;';';. o
_Y_____ 7am
o
.;';';.
_Y_____ 8am
SUN
RISE!
Good Morning!
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost
me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
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FRIENDSHIP TEST
Call if U love me
Missed Call if U are a true friend
Text back if U care
Text
a joke if U like me
Just ignore if U hate ME?
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FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to
a Moment
called...
"F O R E V E R"
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The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself
is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
|
I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No
worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and
smart week."
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T I T A N I C
__||___
_'::::::::'=._,/I___
'_,_____________/
Although
it was a big SHIP, but it 'sunk', so the best
SHIP is still "FRIENDSHIP".
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Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,
sahayog mile chhoto se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,
daulat
mile rab se,
yahi dua hai
DIL SE!
|
Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho
gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!
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(((((( ))))))
(((( @) (@
))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( ,__, ))))))
You are so...
B H o o T I F u L
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Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
+
Dushman kO
Minus karO
-
Khushia kO
Multiply
karO
*
Gam kO
Divide karO
:-
aur
.
Life kO
enjoy karO!
( ',' ?????
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8
ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
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':., , /, ,/;
".;;.,('v'
),/;;
".;;( );;
# .= := := *= *= := : . #
a little BiRD Sent
to Wish
U a Nice
Morning & a Great Day!!
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Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part
of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?
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A Friend is:
1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving and...
90% Good Looking that's why...
I'm
your Friend!
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Feelings r
many... but words
are few, clouds r
dark...but sky is
blue, love is a
paper... life
is a
glue, everything
is false... but our
friendship is
true.....
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One day
Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to
leave smile where u leave tears.
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A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i
missed "U"
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< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R
*
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Apun 1 Sher
bolega
Charo
Taraf CHAND
Fekarela hai
Light,
Boleto
ho gayeli
Hai
Night
Band Karne ka
Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto
BYE... Good Nite...
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Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent...
Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me!
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Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate
Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!
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() """ ()
( ' ,' )
''' Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are
you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!
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Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hun,
Dil me gam rakhta hun,
aapki dosti k baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hu,
Pata
tha mujhe SmS aayega,
isiliye disprin sth rakhta hun
|
You must be a thief because you have stolen my heart and,
must be a bad shooter because I always keep missing
you!
|
If 100% of people Love u,
make Sure I'm one of them,
if 99% hate u,
make sure I'm the 1% which Love
u,
If 100% hate u,
make sure i am dead.
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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak
Ho Aapko, Eid ka Tyohar
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_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P
P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
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If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and
the ones u miss is how much I miss
|
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II
wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART
ATTACK!
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Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When
u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
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Give "LAUGH" 2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1
Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1
Give "LOVE" 2 all
But
"HEART" 2 1
Let Everybody "LOVE" u
But U "LOVE" 1
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Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir
ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
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G
G(.)
G(.)(
G(.)(.
G(.)(.)
G(.)(.)D
)) ((
G(.)(.)
))
((
G(.)(.)
(.___.)
)) ((
G(.)(.)D
(.___.)
(''')(''')
Night
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Humne
Jab Kabhi
Khushi
Mehsoos ki
har
kadam pe
aapki kami
mehsoos ki
Door
rehkar
bhi
aapki dosti
kam na hui
ye baat humne
Dil Se Mehsoos ki
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nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy, nobody likes u, nobody misses u, nobody buy good things for u, nobody
cares about u, Dont cry nobody is my name
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ALLAH, aapko
TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE
ki income de, AMEEN
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Galileo:
Great Mind
Einstein:
Genius Mind
Newton:
Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates:
Brilliant
Mind
Me:
Mastermind
You:
never mind
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called
it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
.........aur.........
.........aur......]
.......aur.......
aur.........
mera
SMS
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I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i
M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
|
A Good friend is like a Computer,
Enter your life, 'Save' u in their heart,
'format' ur problems,
'shift'
u to opportunities &
never 'delete' u from memory!
|
Life without FriENDS is
(L)onely
(i)nsecure
(F)ull of doubt
(E)mptiness
|
D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur
C se Call bhi na kar sako......
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"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means
i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA.
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Wonderful people r carefully created by God,
wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful
friends like you are carefully gifted by God
|
Promise me v r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal
u r paagal... ha ha ha
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TherE r many stars buT thE m@oN is u.
Tehre r many frend$ buT thE SWEET one is u.
To forget me is n@w
up t@ u.
T@ forget u is something i will never ever do...
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A lovely star dropped on earth one night.
Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?
I had 2 choose
million dollars coz, I already have u...
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Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Face is a book, try 2 read it.
Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice
for it &
Friendship is like a mirror never break it!
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. ' 12 ' .
9 !/ 3
' . 6 . '
. ' 12 ' .
9 !_ 3
' . 6 . '
. ' 12 ' .
9 _! 3
'
. 6 . '
still awake?
Time to sleep, good nite!
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Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is
free for me... my friend!!
|
Life without FRENS is...
L-onely
i-nsecured
f-ull of doubts
e-mpty
LIFE with FRENS is...
L-ight
& easy
i-nspiring
f-ull of hopes
e-nthusiastic
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Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun:
HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
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Mere SMS ke charche jahan
mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS
mila;
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak ke rone lage!
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There is alwyz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u
cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?
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WOrds
begin
with..
A
B
C
nUmbers
begin
with...
1
2
3
mUsic
begins
with...
sA
re
gA
bUt
frndship
begins
with..
HUM
TUM!!
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B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4
u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me
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Some things
can b
left undone.
Some words
can b
left unsaid.
Some feelings
can
b
left unexpressed
but
Some 1 like u
can never b
left
unremembered.
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When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want
a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear
me!
|
Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt
and Paint...
Me and Your
Boy Friend.. :-)
|
The best teacher is ur heart,
The best healer iis time,
The best judge is ur conscious.
Ur best friend
could only be GOD & ur
CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!
|
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe
these words...
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"Jai Shri-Ram"
Shriram Ko Lanka pe Akraman Karne ko
5000 monkey ki jarurat hai,
4999 pahunch gaye
hai,
sms milte hi nikal pado,
bolo Jai Shri Ram!
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=o00o====o00o=
/ / ,* * *. / /
! ' ( o o ) /
')
( -- ) /
Aahh...! I'm wondering
why I dnt hav msg frm u!
Ur Up there again!
Come
down n msg me..
|
The best teacher is ur heart,
The best healer iis time,
The best judge is ur conscious.
Ur best friend
could only be GOD & ur
CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!
|
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum
se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
|
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind
is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
|
Open with Love...
main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,
wahi
pyar ke 3
akshar,
"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"
|
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing
you...
|
Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to
boli
muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!
|
Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere
is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta. |
Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can't??
c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special
u are!
Good
night!
|
()""""()
( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.')
kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
|
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat
hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
|
Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan
ka
|
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so
Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
|
Hey
Bhagwan!
= = =
,***, ('''' o '' o '')
( c ' ? / /
>-- </") ((,,
Jo
log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!
|
Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda
ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??
|
With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red
Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "Very Good Day"...
|
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET
MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
TAKE CARE
|
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail
& as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.
|
kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile
hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..
|
Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum
se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
|
SMOKE everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so,
plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
|
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt
the
monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
|
Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
( ) ,c ( )
l:':l ( ) l:
:l
l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l
|
= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,
A Good luck message!
|
( é
; )
( é
Still Awake?
( ê
; )
( ê
GO TO SLEEP...
( |
; )
( |
Close
your eyes!
( |
; )
( ê
both the eyes!
( >
; )
( >
Good night!
|
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha
yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...
|
I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d__l
There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the
sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...
|
=: Friendship is :=
vast like
"Universe"
Deep like
"Ocean"
High Like
"Sky"
Strong
Like
"Iron"
Kind Like
"Mother"
Cute like
"me"
AND
Sweet like
"u"
|
SMS me in 1 min
Nahi to...
Nahi to...
Nahi to...
Nahi to...
Nahi to kuch nahi...
main
hi karungi...
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l
Me
My Self
Yes Me
l
Really
Truly
Unstopably
Unmistakenly
R
E
A
LLY
Faithfully
have
2
say
that
today is sUNDAY!
Enjoy!
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Search:
VALUABLE
FRIEND
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I like seeing u,
I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.
But U r always surrounded by
others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"
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Why do only 10% of men go to heaven..
If all wud go thr...
It will be called...
as "HELL"
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Jùst
dr@pping
by
2
say
Im ALIVE
Sender:
Osama Bin Laden
+11092001-786
Pls
wait a sec...
Connecting 2
Chief
TERRORIST..
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( ,)
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,
( ,)
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,
( ,)
_
A Candle may MELT
& its FIRE may DIE,
but the FRENDSHP
U"v
given ME wil stay AFLAME in
my
("@")
"v" Heart
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10
messages
received
1
Hi!
2
Hello
3
I miss U
4
How r U?
5
Hope
U R fine
6
Keep smiling
7
Take care
8
God bless U
9
be happy
10
Gud Nite!
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Umar ki Raah mein
Insaan badal jata hai,
Waqt ki Aandhi mein
Tufaan Badal jata hai,
Sochta hu tumhe
pareshan na karu,
Lekin baad me iraada badal jata hai..
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Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u'll always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower
wants dew,
I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u! |
,*,
(,' ') hi!
()==('')
,*,
( '.') I just
()==)>
,*, cant
('.' ) miss
()==)>
2 say
E H
L
L O
Hello 2 U!
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DREAM
makes all things
Possible
HOPES
makes all things
work
LOVE
makes
all things
beautiful
SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible
So
ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
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Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere
is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.
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I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love
n pray 4 a spl frend like u.
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Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can't??
c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special
u are!
Good
night!
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()""""()
( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.')
kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
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Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda
ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??
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Hey
Bhagwan!
= = =
,***, ('''' o '' o '')
( c ' ? / /
>-- </") ((,,
Jo
log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye! |
With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red
Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "Very Good Day"...
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Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum
se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
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SMOKE everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so,
plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt
the
monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana
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Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
( ) ,c ( )
l:':l ( ) l:
:l
l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l
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= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,
A Good luck message!
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( é
; )
( é
Still Awake?
( ê
; )
( ê
GO TO SLEEP...
( |
; )
( |
Close
your eyes!
( |
; )
( ê
both the eyes!
( >
; )
( >
Good night!
|
) )
( "," )
<( ) 90kg!
I L
) )
(,"")>
<( ) 60kg
J L
) ) ?
(." )
30kg
<)(?
JL all bcoz
I"m not receiving Ur SMS!
Give call!
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I like 3 things:
The SUN
The MOON
& U (".)
Sun for the day TIME
Moon for the night TIME
&
u for the
* LIFETIME *
as a GUD FRIEND
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Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer
-1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.
Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons
;-)
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Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena
koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!
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God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein
bheja hi nahi bheja.
Ye mujhe
kisi ne bheja, isiliye maine tujhe bheja!
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Our FRNDSHP is not like
NIKE - Just do it, not like
PEPSI - Yeh dil mange more, not like
WILLS - made
4 each other, BUT like
LIC - Zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi!
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Dhaniya Rs. 3
Mirchi Rs. 4
Aaloo Rs. 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tomato Rs. 10
Palak Rs.
15
ye sab to mahanga
hai
Par SMS to sasta
hai!
Phir karte kyo
nahi?
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%%%%..
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ay
%%%%%
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Good Morning!
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For me U r as...
Chees 4 Pizza...
Passport 4 Visa...
Butter 4 Bread...
Ice 4 Freezer...
Cream
4 cake...
Water 4 Lake...
Leaf 4 tree...
a FRIEND like u is 4ever 4 me!
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I heard someone saying your name,
but when i turned around to see who it was,
I noticed I was alone,
then
I realised it was my heart telling me that - I MISS U
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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? it contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy
n safe. have a nice sleep. Good nite!
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Do
me
favor plz.
Wud
U
plz
smle?
Ok!
Dats
it
A
litle
wider
plz.
ok!
Now
hold
it.
CLICK!
,****,
(@..@)
"(--)"
Wow ur so photogenic
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Duniya mein teen hi cheez ek dam popular hai...
,,,
( ",)
<)>
./<.
,,,
(,")/"
apun ka
<)" ishtyle...&
./ >
,,,
(",)/" APUN ka
./)" SMS kya!
./<
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() ".' ()
( (X))
(_3#_) will I ever forget u?
() _'_"()
((X) )
(_3#_ )
()"_'_()
(
(X))
(_3#_)
()_'_"()
((x) )
(_3#_)
()".'."()
( ( x) )
(_3#_) Na ji na
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our FRIENDSHIP is a blank cheque for ME
It"s an ASSET not a LIABLITY
always a CREDITnot DEBIT
always
a PROFIT not a LOSS
& I HOPE IT WILL NOT BOUNCE!
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No Shadows 2 Dipress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Frnz 2 Luv U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These r my
Wishes 4 U
4 2day 2morow & Everyday!
Gud Morng! Have a nice day!!
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You will always IMPRESS people because you have... TALENT,
LOOKS,
INTELLIGENCE,
And
If that isn't
enough....
Tell them Ur "MY" Friend
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Im sorry but i dont wanna talk to you anymore.... good bye 4 ever
Mr Dr says i should avoid SWEET stuff...
and
YOU are right at the top of the sweet list
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1 Advice-Take care,
1 Request-Don't change,
1 Wish Don't forget me,
1 Lie-I Hate You,
1 Truth-I
Miss U,
1 Hope-We will always be Good Friends
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Meri Yaad aaye 2 yaad karo,
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo,
aur jyada aaye 2 FONE karo,
aur b jyada aaye
2 MILO,
usse b jyada aaye 2
plz jhoot bolna band karo...
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;,'.'.',; You know?
( = ) I miss you
> <
Sit Beside me ok?
Now Im happy!
;,'.'.',;
<)". ."<)
( _ ) ( (..) )
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There is no special occasion today,
no reason to text,
no news to share,
and no problems to air.
It's
just one of those times I wish to say
I REMEMBERED U!
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Hum bigadte hai to bhuchal aa jata hai,
Hum machalte hai to toofan machal jata hai,
humko na karo koshish
badalne ki, hum badalte hai to
ITIHAS BADAL JATA hai!
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If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS,
If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC,
If u speak to me, I dont
need anybody else,
U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!
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Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar,
Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar,
kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna,
Hum
Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar! |
Mobiles R irritating
rings every now & then,
recharging battery,
messages get delayed
but one
thing i luv abt it,
it connects ME & U
|
Each time MY name appears on UR Phone U smile like
,/////////.
__? . . ?__
(c______,)
""-"LJI_II_ILJ"=""
right!
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SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE"
It also means
Share My Sweetness
Search My Soul
Seek My Sweetheart
Succeed
My Smarty
See ME Smilin
So Keep SMSING.
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If u care 4 me, I Care 4 u.
U miss me, I miss U,
U like me, I like U,
U msg me, I msg U,
U forget
me, I"m sorry this wher I'M different from u?
I" KILL U!!
|
This is a smart test, try 2 solve wat it means:
R + CAT + SHOE - RAT + SUN - CHOSE + MOON + I 0 NOON + GOAL
+ T - GOAT - U +E!
SMS me the answer, Think Hard!
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The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix
all of these together to make friends 4ever. |
A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY
& NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u
i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
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Kaise ho? Maze me?
tabiyat kaisi? baki anand mangal?
ungli me dard nahi na? ankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane?
kaamal he yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
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Pyar karo par dokha mat dena...
kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena...
dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar..
aisa
kisi ko mauka mat dena..
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---
/__/I
I__I/ this is
a gift for u
want to see what's inside?
("*") My Heart
and
my
care (",)
hope the friendship we share last forever...
|
========
I .-""-. I
I ('.' ) I
I=(,,)=(,,)='I
Standing by
my window
Waiting 4 ur
message
If
u dont sms,
i will jump
FROM
GROUNDFLOOR
& I mean it
|
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar
diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I
was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File
hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
|
Some 1 r bers,
somebody cares,
ur name is whispered in somebody's prayers,
keep d bright hope of sunshine
in view,
some 1 is always thinkin of u,
d monkey in zoo.!
|
Just go to hell...
.
.
.
u
.
.
u
.
.
because only u can change
hell into heaven
by ur sweetness.
|
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply
me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
|
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3
things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
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FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy
- KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
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Starts has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
trinagle has 3 ensd
line has 2 ends
but circle of our friendship
has no end...
|
04:30
99
missed calls
1
new
number
Its
Meee...
just
to
remind U
That
I
am missing U.
|
Touch ur heart
Close ur eyes
Make a wish
Say good nite
sky so wide
Stars so bright
off
the light
sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz
SWeet DreAms...
|
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person
like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!
|
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya
hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
|
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12
months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
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If KISS is a BOOK,
i give u a LIBRARY,
If HUG is a SIM,
I give u a TALKTIME
If FRNDSHIP
is a BIKE
I give u PETROL
If LUV is a LIFE,
I give u MYSELF...
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Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya...
to koi paise se kangal ho gaya...
to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya...
Mai
to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya...!!
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Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my hear u will always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower
wants dew,
i want nothing but a smile from U....
|
I,
I W,
I WI,
I WIS,
I WISH,
I WISH U,
I WISH,
,
I WIS,
G,
I
WI,
GO,
I W,
GOO,
I,
GOOD,
,
GOOD M,
GOOD MORNING!
|
Days
are 2
Busy,
Hours
are 2
Fast,
Seconds
are 2
Few
But
there"s
always
TIME
for ME
2 disturb
--== YOU ==--
|
I know U R
So-So-So
-B-U-S-Y-
But..
Take..
3 seconds
to think of me
=>/<<s.
q"_,_,)
(
._.)1..
/=<
..2..
..3..
So sweet...
|
.:##:.
( . ,.) .
( o ) ." . <3
"") ("") " "
Just blew u a
"Good Morning" virus!
Its Contagious...
full of
"Love & Care"
|
SMile!
I'll take ur pic, 1-2-3 2 far!
o
<U>
J>
again!
1
3
____________
___(
.)(. )___
___ (oo) ___
__( U ) __
too close!
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I HATE YOU:
H = happy to see you
A = always miss you
T = take u in my mind
E = everyday never
forget u.
I really want 2 say...
I HATE U"!
|
Phool bina... Khushbu bekaar..
Chand bina.. Chandni bekaar..
Pyar bina... Zindagi bekaar...
Mere SMS
bina...
Kya baat hai! U.. R. Right!
Aapka MOBILE bekaar! |
I have nothing much to offer u in this World,
its only my...
.*.=.*.= .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*.
L I F E
T I M E
D O S T I
.*.=.*.= .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*.
Chalega na?
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"""" ö """"
"""" ö """"
"""" ö """"
"""" ö """"
""""
ö """"
H E L L O!
My AIRCRAFT
landed in ur MOBILE 2 say
A VERY GOOD DAY 2 U!
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Aap kaha hai?
Apka ghar khai?
TV hai?
Kon se channel aate hai?
Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?
Aapke
ghar me chipkali hai?
Bili hai?
Kutte kyo nai hai?
Audio hai k cd k vcd?
Home theatre kyo nai hai?
nal
hai?
Paani aata hai?
Fridge hai?
Bada hai k chota?
Thanda karta hai?
ice banata hai?
kon c
company
ka hai?
To dusri company
ka kyu nahi hai?
Fan hai k AC?
Cooler kyo nai hai?
Phone nai hai?
ACHHA!
Mobile
hai?
Balance hai?
to sMs
KARO NA YAAR!
|
Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS &
Don't like 2 read,
or if my msgs disturb u,
then
pls dont hesitate,
feel free to...
Throw ur mobile out!
|
Tere bistar par makdi lage,
Tere room me machar fire,
raat ko lite chali jaye,
Puri raat garmi lage,
tere
sapne me BHUT aaye.
Chal aab soja... Good Nite!
|
If i die & go 2 heaven & GOD asks me wats my last wish,
i'll pause 4 a while 2 look 4 U & when
i see U cryin I wud say,
"LORD, give me a minute 2 hug my Frend" |
Ankhe meri
(ë
_; )
(ë
Sapne tere
()'
_; )
()
("v") Dil mera
'v'
Oooo,
yaade teri
((
-;)
((
,--. i.--,
'.(miss(.'
".)you)."
FRIEND
|
Alphabetically advices for u:
ABC: Avoid Bad Company
DEF: Don't entertain fools
GHI: Give-up High ideas
JKLM:
Just keep liking me...
|
How much is 1 + 1 = ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Are you still looking for the answer?
Shame on
you!
|
To prove you are not an idiot take the test below:
Press down...
Press up...
look,
you cudnt follow the instructions...
You failed... You are an IDIOT. |
Happiness is like a butterfly;
U run after it, it keeps flying away;
but if u stand still, it comes n
sits on ur Shoulder..
WISH U LOTS OF BUTTERFLIES!
|
Ye we're friends...
I'm jhakaas ur bakwaas, ur so so I'm khaas,
I'm candle u r flame, I'm blush u r
shame,
I'm spin u r googly,
U'r bandar I am mogly!
|
|---!
| 0 o
| !l!
|___, JI
|---@
| /!;
| <>
|____,
Ye bhi mujhe tumhari tarah
SMS nahi karta tha
Tapka Dala
|
You may have some one in your mind,
Some one in your heart,
Some one in your dreams,
Some one in your
life,
But I'm your some one, When u have no one!!
|
Dosti ke badle dosti, dushmani ke badle dushmani, phool ke badle phool, big gift ke badle big gift, send me
quick.... kya... sms ke badle sms... yaar!
|
hal kaisa hai janab ka..
kya khayal hai aapka..
hum to so gaye ho ho ho..
tum bhi so jao ha ha ha...
GOOD
NIGHT
|
,,,,
<'_'> Hum Tum ('_')
<(H)/ Stranger <T>
/ > ,>
,,,,
,,,,
<'_'>
Hum Tum (',')
<(H)/ Enemy <T>
/ > <?\
,,,,
,,,,
<'_'> Hum Tum (',')
<(H)/ Friends
<T>
/ > />
,,,,
Just
Like ('-')
U$ '.'
Friends Forever!
|
1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is faulse if line 1 is true
4-both 2&3 are correct
5-all 4 r wrong
confuse? now msg & confuse others
|
() * () What
( 'o' ) if I
(,,) (,,) disappear
Just What I thought...
You'd still
look 4 me...
Gosh! U r ADDICTED to ME!...
Aren't u?
|
/---:--;.
;:---:'---=|--=:--
;
'--(o)---'--(o)--'
---:--;.
---=|--=:--;
----'--(o)--'
;.
=:==;
o)--' ,)))
Aapka SMS lene k
liye mene MERCEDES bheji hai!
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Sender:
SWEET
+91??????????
Sender:
CHARMING
+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)
Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9198xx??????
(next two digits)
Sender:
LOVEABLE
+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)
Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+91XXXXXXXXXX
(Your complete cell no)
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sms doesnt only MEAN
Short
M
S
Short
msgng
S
Short
Msgng
Service
but
it also mean
S
M
S
Some
M
S
Some
Moments
Shared
wid luvd ones like u....
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EYES : To look at you
HAND : To pray for you
Mind : To remember you
Heart : To love you
AND
AND
AND
AND
AND
LEGS : To kick YOU..
If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!
|
To Understand a misunderstanding is a an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the
most understood Friendship....
|
Days ContinuoS TO PaaS,
StaR ContinuoS to ShinE,
WhY ShuD I BrinG TearS IN MY EyeS,
WheN ShE WaS NeveR
MinE....
|
Love the heart that hurts u,
but never hurt the heart that loves u,
coZ for the world u may be someone
but for someone u may be world.
|
My Friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible, stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave
it, it'll hurt u a lot,
really a lot!
|
Dont be afraid to expose yourself,
reach out and tell someone what they mean to you,
Because when u think
its the right time it might be too late!
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre
yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
|
Ur Tarriff has changed!
Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain.
D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b
d calls.
Dont worry yaar, u can make free calls!!
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When u get this SMS, send it 2one person U Love,
One u Hate, One u always think of & one U wish to Kill.
Now
keep thinking why I hav send it to you.
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One of qualities
I like most about you...
Is that you are very sentimental...
01% - Senti
99%
- Mental
Ha... ha... hee... hee!
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Life gives us Answers in 3 ways...
It says..
YES..
and Gives us sumthing Gud..
It says..
NO...
and
Gives us sumthing Better..
It says...
WAIT...
and Gives u BEST!
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*
* See this Star?
*
* It never leaves u
*
* it's a symbol
* of my
care
*
* a promise
* dat i'l be ur friend 4evR.
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Days are too BUSY...
Hours are too FEW...
Seconds are too FAST...
But there is Always a time for
me to ask...
How R U? n hope u r FINE... MiSS U!
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,;;;;;;.
;; . . ;;;
;;. - ;;;;
,;;;;;;.
;; . . ;;;
'. - ,
,;;;;;;.
; . . ;
'. - ,
,- - -.
; . . ;
'. - ,
I
lost all my hair waiting 4 ur msgs.
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@,,,,,@
( ' ; ' )
People say, we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Coz wthout
a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.
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When you feel that
nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 U
& everyone is against U,
U should start
asking Urself...
<)."".(> main
( (..)) Aisi
( ( .) ) Kyun hu
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Aaj
Raat
Thik
12
Baje
ke
baad
1 bajega!
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2004
M T W TH F S
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 any day...
12
9 --> 3
6
any time
(>""<)
(
' , ' )
(,==(,,)
u'l always b A FRND OF MINE!
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,,,**,,, Bring
* ._. * ur phone
( .__, ) close 2
> +++ < ur cheek
,,,**,,,
* -.- *
(
'*' / .. dishum
>+++<
Why dont u SMS Me!
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Delete Message?
No! Wait! B'coz I wana say somethng dats only 4 U
( )" " "( ) ( )""*( )
("(
'o' ) ( 'o' )")
" I MISS YOU"
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Conducting a blood test on u...
Testing...
Testing in progress...
Result:
SORRY
HIV+
(HONEY in VEINS)
UR FULL OF HONEY, NO WONDER UR SO SWEET!
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When I call u,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4
rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!
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When I pray,
I Dn't C God Bt I knw
He listns.
Whn I SMS
I Dn't C You Bt I Knw
You think of
Me
0=0
(",") Wth a
(")(") Smile
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What's
Sweet but not honey;
Precious but not money;
bright but not sunshine;
improves with time
but not wine;
Dnt knw??
It's... Meee!
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Life without ur sms is
tea w/o sugar,
coffee w/o milk,
bread w/o butter,
Salard w/o onion,
Candy
w/o cream,
Chicken w/o spice,
Icecream w/o ice
ME
w/o
U!
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We're like Tea Bags, where true strength comes out when we're put in hot water. So when problems come 2 U, just
think... U must be God's favourite cup of Tea. |
L o n g t i m e a g o...
o n l y idiots used...
to read my S M S.
And, t o d a y,
the
history continues....
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I have a special menu for you:
A glass of CARE,
A Plate of LOVE,
A Spoon of PEACE,
A
fork of TRUST,
and
A Bowl of HAPPINESS...
So hog nicely!
|
u knw y people r jealous of u...?
coz u r smart?
Or, coz u r cute
Or, then u r gorgeous?
No!
They
r jealous coz
U ve a cute n sweet FRen like ME.
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I'm shocked 2 know, i'm really upset.
I dont know how 2 inform U.
Bt I've 2 let U know dat U've symptoms
of
A-I-D-S
(Adoring, Intelligent, Dear, Sweetlover) !!
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Sometimes I forget to ask
are u ok?
Sometimes I even miss to say
Hi!
But it doesn't mean
that
you're forgotten... No
I m just lazy... like u...
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Longest love is Mother's love,
Shortest love is others love,
Sweetest love is Lover's love,
BUT Strongest
love is friends love.
Like u and me.
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F: FIELD of LOVE!
R: ROOT of JOY!
I: ISLAND of GOD!
E: END of SORROW!
N: NAME of
HOPE!
D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!
tats YOU my FRIEND.
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Whenever I miss u, Stars falls down from the Sky,
So any day if u find the sky empty, don't blame me!
Its
all your fault, you made me miss you so much!
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Know what makes me happy wen u msg me?
Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on
the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.
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When we sigh about our problems,
they grow D_O_U_B_L_E.
But when we laugh about them...
they become
ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes!
Have a bubbly life!
|
When words fail, Eyes Work.
When Eyes fail, Heart Works
When Heart fails...
To kya?
Samjhe
tapak
gaya,
MAMU...!
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In life 5 things can come at any time...
MONEY
FRIENDSHIP
LOVE
DEATH
AND
????
.......
MY
SMS.
Have a nice day!
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Love is like a bird,
if u hold it tightly it dies,
if u hold it slightly, it flies,
plz take good care
of it...
Don't Luv 1, dont' luv 2,
but Luv the 1 who Luvs u.
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,,, ?
(.") jaha
<( :)> b dekhu
,,J L,,
,,, ,,
(,") (".) nazar
<( :)><(")>ateh
,,J
L,,,J L,,ho
miss u jaan
it hurts
|
(é
; (
(é
(é-
; (
(é-
( ) -
; (
( ) -
(é -
; (
(é -
boht
yad ateh ho jaan
wapas ajao jaldi se kuch acha nahi lagta tumbin
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If u drop me, i'll break; if u hold me, i'll shak
if u need me, i'll hurry; if u don't call me, i'll worry
if
u hurt me, i'll cry,
but friend, if u leave me, i'll die.... |
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi
hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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INGREDIENTS:
10g hasit,
10g Pyar
20g Sukh dukh share karne ka vada,
5g kasme, thodi si takrar
50g
kabhi na khatma hone wali batein
RESULT: FRNDS 4ever
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Pleaz pray 4 me...
,***,
( c ' ?
>-- </")
..My medical
results diagnosed
that Im becoming
cuter daily.
But don't worry
its
not contagious;
just INCURABLE!
|
3 things I miss
Abt U...
,.: I :., Ur Hair
,.: I :.,
o (.)(.) o UR EYES
,.: I :.,
o (.)(.) o
..
(----)
Ur SMILE!
Aauw..
so
CUTE...
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wen I go wrong,need ur hand 2 correct,wen emotions bust out,need ur hand 2 catch,wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat.in
short -YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR
|
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo
na ho,
?
?
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
|
First of first is first of you,
Then there are zeros two
First of last is last of you,
Now you tell
me what are you?
"F-O-O-L"
RITE!
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You are ABCDEFGHIJK!
(Read on)
A - Attractive
B - Beautiful
C - Cute
D - Dazzling
E -
Excellent
F - Funny
G - Great
H - Hot
I J K-
I am Just Kidding!!
|
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I #
I >>
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I<o>
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I
I<o/
_I,,#,____
_
I
I,
, ,
_I<o>/,_,___
Bcoz u 4GT TO SMS me, i''am commiting SUICIDE...miser
|
If lion
@ attack u
<Y>
.IL
<@_,
Y
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<@_,
Y__,
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,_@>
,__Y
L
<@_,
Y__,
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/Y)
dance, just
< > run OK..
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Bangladesh mein teen hi chiz popular hein..
,,,
(",)
<)> apun
/<, ..
,,,
(,")/"
apun ka
<)" ishtyle ..&
/ >
,,,
(",)/"""APUN ka
/)" SMS
|
SOME SAY it...
SOME THINK it...
SOME KNOW it...
BUT i MEAN it...
.***.,.***.
*u r a nice*
*.friend.*
"*.,..*"
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.+"""+.
I KEEP U
.+"""+.+"""+.
HERE
.+"""+.+"""+.
+
"+. INSIDE
"+.
.+""+.+""+.
+ My HEART+
"+.
.+"
"+.+" 4EVER
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Erase
message?
No! No! No! No! No! Keep this pic coz we look cute Here. Look..
;;;;;;;;. .;****.
( -_- ) ( -_- )
>")("<
>")("< FRIENDS 4EVER
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There are
6 Billion
people
around d world.
i dont know
why i keep on
msging u.
maybe bcoz..
5,999,999,999
cant replace..
a single friend like you.
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You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will
start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
|
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River
ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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The most selfish 1 letter word "I" Avoid it. The most satisfying 2-letter word "WE" Use it. The most poisonous
3-letter word "EGO" Kill it. The most used 4-letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5-letter word "SMILE" Keep it.
The fastest spreading 6-letter word "RUMOUR" Ignore it. The hardest working 7-letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve it. The most enviable
8-letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it. The most powerful 9-letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it.
|
A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
|
Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow,
dedicate blossoms,love & laughter
,Quiet
moments & fantastic people like U & ME !!!!!!
|
Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u.
Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with
all
Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u
tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi
mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go
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HINGLISH ..WHEN I AM YOUR : KAREEB
THERE IS ONLY : KHAMOSHI
I WANT TO SPEAK : DIL SE
THAT'S MY KIND
OF : ISHQ
I WANT THIS TO BE : GUPT
AS I ALWAYS HAVE : DARR THAT I WILL LOOSE YOU : SAJANI
AND THAT WOULD BE GREAT
: SADMA I AM YOUR : MR.AASHIQUE
BUT SOMETIMES BIT : DEEWANA
TELL ME : HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN
AS I FEEL : KUCH KUCH
HOTA HAI
IN THIS : DUNIYA DILWALON KI
TOLD YOU : MAINE PYAR KIYA
MAY BE : DIL TO PAGAL HAI
BECAUSE : JAB PYAR
KISISE HOTA HAI
THE WHOLE WORLD APPEARS AS : DUSHMAN
BUT ANYWAY : PYAR TO HONA HI THA
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simple music can make u sing, Simple hug can make u feel better,
Simple things can make u happy, Hope that
my simple "Hi" will make u smile.
|
When u r counting all ur friends,the oldest ,best &
the the new......
I wud like to stand by ur side
& say 2 little
word's...." ME TOO"
|
U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
so
pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree...
|
I dropped a tear in the ocean while Thinking of You...
And I promise 2 be Your Friend till I find it...
|
When words fail, Eyes work.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When Heart fails...
To kya?
Samajh le Tapak
gaya!
|
Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes,
First Prize - Lots of Love
Second Prize - Lifetime
Friendship
Third Prize - Free Stay in My Heart
|
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans:
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division
of Friends....
So be careful
|
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess
Who?
Neighbour's Dog!
|
Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart
may stop Beating,
But your Brain will never start working!
|
Newton's law of Romance:-
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
|
When a Msg is sent from Distance...
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the
care that
truly comes from the heart...
Good night!
|
() * () what
( 'o' ) if I
(,,)(,,) disappear?
Just what I
thought...
You'd still look 4
me..
Gosh! U r
ADDICTED to me!
|
Pleaz pray 4 me...
,***,
( c ' ?
>-- </")
..My medical
results diagnosed
that Im becoming
cuter daily.
But don't worry
its
not contagious;
just INCURABLE!
|
I need you...
I love you...
I can't go anywhere
without you...
.Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!
,,,, ,,,,
__| | | |__
(___,_)
(_,___)
|
WELCOME To
www.human.com
Type password
*
**
***
****
New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied!
Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com
|
If u r a Chocolate, ur the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy bear, u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star, u r the
Brightest,
U r my FRIEND! U r d Best!
|
In you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you
need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
|
When I'm walking in front of u, I'm protecting u.
When I'm beside u, I'm there for u.
When I'm behind
u, I'm watching over u.
When I'm along, I'm thinking of u.
|
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE, You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond
WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE!
|
We've knwon each other by CHANCE,
became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION.
And when we
say FRIENDS FOREVER,
that's definitely a lifetime promise!
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I Cry
U laugh... I laugh..
U jump out
of d window... I look down n then..
I laugh again... ha ha ha
|
Life is 4 u,
death is 4 me,
being happy is 4 u,
being said is 4 me,
being together is 4 u,
being
lonely is 4 me,
everything 4 u,
but u r 4 me.
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Ek khoobsurti,
Ek Tazgi,
Ek Sapna,
Ek Sacchai,
Ek Kalpana,
Ek Ahsas,
Ek
Vishvas,
Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat...
Have a nice day!
|
In French: "Bon jour"
In Spanish: "Te Quiro"
In Italian " Teamo"
In Yugoslav "Volim Te"
In
English "Good Morning"
In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"
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TruE LovE IS JusT LikE GhosT,
EverY OnE TalK AbouT IT,
BuT VerY FeW HavE SeeN iT.
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Don't luv the luv unless the luv luvs u
and if the luv luvs u,
luv the luv in such a way that
it
doesn't luv anybody else!
|
Friendship is made in the heart.
Silent
Unwritten
Unbreakable by the Distance
Unchangeable
by time.
ONCE a FRIEND always a FRIEND.
TAKE CARE....
|
Before 3 days,
Before 72 hours,
Before 4990 minutes,
Before 302100 seconds,
I
am the first
Who is wishing you
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY! on 01st August
|
Dimag jiska "ICE", Jivan uska "NICE"
Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure"
Najar jiski "CLEAR", Wo bane
sabka "Dear"
Aisa kaun aur kahan - Main Hu Na.... Najar jiski..
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3 glances=
1 smile
3 smiles=
1 meeting
3 meetings=
1 kiss
3 kisses=
1 proposal
3 proposals=
1 marriage
& that bloody
1 marriage =
3000000000000
problems!!
|
It is scientifically
proved that
Sugar dissolves
in water ......
So
pleaseeeee
don't go out
in the Rain!! Bcoz
u r so SWEET....
|
From
Mon to Sun...
From
Jan to Dec...
From
Birth till death...
My feelings
for
UUU
have never changed...
For ME..
You have always been
a HEADACHE
|
A friend is:
Who lends you...
Pen in School...
Notes in highschool...
Bike in college...
Girlfriend
in University...
|
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track...
They never meet...
but has go together to
save
the derailment of the TRAIN called
FRIENDSHIP
|
Friendship is like standingon wet cement..
the longer you stay,
d harder it is 2 leave, &
u can
never go without leaving ur footprints!
Glad 2 hav u as my friend!
|
heartbeats r countless
spirits r ageless
dreams r endless
memories r timeless
A
friend
like
U
Priceless! |
I WISH A WISH 4 U;;;ITS A WISH I WISH 4 FEW;;;DA WISH I WISH 4 U IZ DAT ALL UR WISHES COME TRUE..........WISH
U HAPPY EID DAY
|
As Allah waters HIS Creation, May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous blessings over you and your beloved ones.EID
MUBARAK
|
SendinG U WarM WisheS ON "EID-UL-ZUHA AnD WishinG THAT, IT BringS Your WeY EveR JOYS AND Happiness .Remember
me in ur prayers.
|
A friend iz sweet when its newbut it iz sweeter when its true ,but u know what,its sweetest when its u,,,eid
mubarak from the core n kernel of my heart
|
Hum app ki yaad main udas hain, Bas app say milnay ki ass hay, Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon, Maray liye
tu app hi sab se khas hain...Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend…
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May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with
wisdom,wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik
|
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles
of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
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Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u. |
No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow,
and every day. Eid Mubarik
|
may the angels protect u...may the sadness forget u,...may goodness surround u and may Allah always bless u.,,,,,,Eid
Mubarak!!!!
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Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EID MUBARIK"Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That Eid Day Brings LOT of HAppiness
And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EID day Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times...Remember me in ur prayers
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE
FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRIK
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May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders EID MUBARAK
|
Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere. Eid Mubarak to all of you.
|
Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms
Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.
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May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled
your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
|
My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for not only in EID-UL-AZHA
but also all the years ahead.EID MUBARAK
|
May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family
on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak!
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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya, Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok Eisi
liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK
|
Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the
joy and laugher you have ever wished
|
Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day
|
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid
and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak |
Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happy Eid Mubarik
|
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success
and happiness. Wish you a Hppy Eid Mubarik
|
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions
and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik
|
SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng
yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.* |
Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!" So, In your life all moments bring EID
for you.... Wish You...EID MUBARAK
|
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phalao khushion ka
geet, Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
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dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera
|
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne
se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
|
Duniya mein bewafai aam baat hai,Ab Sooraj ko hi dekh lo niklta Roshni ke saath hai,Rehta Kiran ke saath hai,Aur
jaata Sandhya ke saath hai....
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When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe
MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI
|
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
|
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m
normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
|
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”,
God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
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Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment
please.
|
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the
|
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
|
Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india
ka koi ladka awara na hot.
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want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look
down & den... i lauf again
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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
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Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me
4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's
a mistake?
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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant
that these 3 men should never meet!
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You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved
becomes the password of your emai id...!
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Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward
this to all local criminals, as I did.
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing
it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife
is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made
for selfish
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always
been a headache!
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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage
of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you
see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge
called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence. |
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society.
What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked
my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all
the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear
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Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID
Vo hai AMIR KHAN
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht
nahi kar sakta:! **
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Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar
ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!
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i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha
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Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.
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Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano
chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO
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I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP
SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI
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Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Dont
Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
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Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends
never talk, they send SMS...
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - its really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER.
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zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi
bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...
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so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.
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Pehle Dedar... Phir Yaar... Phir Ikraar... Phir Pyaar... Phir Intezar... Phir Takrar... Uske baad Sari Mehnat
Bekar... At Last aur Ek Devdas in the Beear Bar.
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Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Mujhe SMS Na Karke Zalim tu Kitne
Paise BaChAyEgA.
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For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me
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If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author
you would be my story! But Im only a cartoonist!
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When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to
look sweetest
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subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya
,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.
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Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all
the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY
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************** Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile, Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tuje aayi ho
bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile. **************
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************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane
log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...
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************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others
As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************
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************** Aapki yaad mein meine kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga
ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye ke kaam aayi. **************
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************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......?
I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************
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Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
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Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte
Ho.
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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko
SMS karke paap karta hoon.
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Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa
Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.
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Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey
In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!
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Life is difficult,full of trials,sorrow,pain,but if u fall down,just stand up straight be confident & say
.....+*+**DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE**+*+.....
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U r ACENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes ,Zen of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my
heart…In simple ,u r the traffic jam of my heart…
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When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose.....
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Phoolon mein hasin Gulab hai.Husan ke saath zaruri Sharaab hai,Duniya mein har sawal ka jawab hai...Agar koi
tumse mere pooche to kehna woh Lajwab hai...
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Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat
asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.
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Hazarou phoolo mai, hamai ek phool bahuth kuhb laga es phool ku pane ke leya, hum ne dosti ka sath liya dosto
nai kaha, es phool ko panae ke liye, kato sai guzar na hoga hum nai kab kaha ke hum kata sai dhaar tai agar kata se dhaar
thai tu hum gulab ke phool ku na dhektha hum tu phir chamali ke aur dekhtai ...
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A TOWN PLANNER ASKED A TOWN DESIGNER,IN YOUR OPENION WHATS THE PROBLEM IN DESIGNING OF A WOMAN TOWN DESIGNER:
WELL, NOTHING MUCH, EXCEPT THAT ENTERTAINMENT AREA IS TOO CLOSE TO SEWERAGE AREA
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humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise
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Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise
hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
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Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID
Vo hai AMIR KHAN |
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it
feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being
able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
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for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved
by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you
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May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.Happy Birthday
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I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person
there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
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Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big
affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a
day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it
feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
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IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole
to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday
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In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and
joy to you. Happy Birthday to you.
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MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your
eyes !
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud
gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!! enjoy ur day .......
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motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan, dekho yaroo shad hain na, aj tumhari salgirah hai, dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon
ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
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I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday
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Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet
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May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning
dreams
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your
life
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity
4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon
ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
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Many many happy resturns of the and May u Live lOng as Long more Than Devil
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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
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Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big
affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!! |
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But
thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day
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For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug
and kiss Happy Mother's Day
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Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It
spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
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Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my
mother, my friend Today is your day!
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I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & calm I miss u mom Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest because u r my mom
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A mother serves her sugar with A bit of peppermint To clarify the passages That carry what she meant When she
first set to bear a soul Quite separate from her own, Whom she would cherish, yet must teach To live and die alone.
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Make for me a place within your heart On which I can depend. For only you Touch the ancient wellsprings of my
tears, Home through all the wanderings of my years, Eden that no other can renew, Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
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M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save
me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, E - For her EYES, with love-light shining, R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
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Women is symbol of power, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who
gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day
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It is Mere in French, Mutter in German, Ammee in Urdu, Mom in English, Ma in Hindi. It still means the same
to all of us SPECIAL. Happy Mothers Day!
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For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you
to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day |
What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from
the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day
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Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really
cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much.
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Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy
Mothers Day
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You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But
thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day
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For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug
and kiss Happy Mother's Day
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Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It
spells Mother. Thanks for being u
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Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my
mother, my friend Today is your day
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I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & calm I miss u mom Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest because u r my mom
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Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need
me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you
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The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank
u Mom for being u
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There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate
u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these
special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom
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Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me
those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking
of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day |
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking
of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u
so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom
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When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by
others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies
when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom | |
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